Friday, April 5, 2019

Best Instagram captions lyrics Good Instagram Captions For Friends, Selfies and Photos

Funny Instagram Captions 2019


  • Let us kick off this list with the funny Instagram captions to lol.
  • Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
  • They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
  • My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
  • Friday, my second favorite F word.
  • Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
  • If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  • They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  • Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
  • When nothing goes right, go left.
  • A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
  • Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
  • Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
  • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  • When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
  • I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
  • ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Instagram captions lyrics

Short Instagram Captions 2019

  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • Be happy, it drives people crazy.
  • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
  • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
  • I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
  • Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
  • You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
  • Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
  • Create your own sunshine.
  • Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
  • Start somewhere.
  • If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
  • Better an Oooops, than a what if.
  • Life is too short for bad vibes.
  • The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
  • We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
  • Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.

Instagram Captions Lyrics 2019

  • I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild – Maïa Vidal – Our Place
  • You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine
  • “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” ― Bob Dylan
  • We are the world, we are the children! – Michael Jackson
  • “funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story” – Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key
  • Be young, be dope, be proud. – Lana Del Rey, American
  • “The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye…until we meet again”  ― Jimi Hendrix
  • “Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear”― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi
  • I want to be your rhythm – Despacito
  • “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
  • “All you need is love.” ― John Lennon
  • “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna,  stop I’m gonna work harder.” – Destiny’s Child “Survivor”
  • “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Faster”
  • I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
  • All I really need is a passport.
  • My passport gets me into trouble and out of trouble.
  • If this politician or the other one wins the election, I am out of here. I don’t care about politics actually, I just want to travel.
Instagram Captions For Best Friends 2019
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  •  Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
  • No friendship is an accident.
  • True friendship is never serene. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
  • The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.
  • A good friend wants to hear your stories. Your best friends are there to live them with you!
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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